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January 09, 2008

Congratulations to Yuval and Eye-Fi on a CES award

Yuval's company Eye-Fi has been doing great work these past few years. I remember when Madeline was not even born chatting with Yuval about his original concept that looked like some device to attach to cameras to snag photos off of them and how he was considering leaving Cisco to pursue it. Last week on Friday a day before Zachary's arrival was rapidly approaching he asked about when I would get one of his wireless cards and start using it to get my photos out faster. Meanwhile he was heading out to the Consumer Electronics Show to achieve his destiny to win the CES award for best gadget, a nerd of the year type honor. I am hoping to receive my new Eye-Fi card in the mail shortly to help get photos online a little more effectively than in the past. As step one I have purchased a LaCie 2 terabyte RAID network storage drive where I will move all my photos and media to. Step two will be to upgrade one of my PCs to make it a modern machine to speed photo editing and other things I do in the office.

February 24, 2007

Bartering in the 21st century

I was surfing craigslist and happed upon the bartering section. My favorites were ones where someone had though of what would be a fair trade like...

400,000 worth of advertising on a search engine 4 a hair transplant - $4000 pic
Graphic artist in exchange for acupuncture
TRADE LAPTOP FOR POWERED HEAVY DUTY WOOD SPLITTER

April 29, 2006

Zombies and fresher bagels

I realize that I missed the Zombie march in Davis Square this afternoon. But how often does your aunt come to see your new daughter (her great neice?) for the first time. So we drove out to Marshfield and my dad convinced me that it would be good for us to clear all the leaves around the pool so that when it opens at the end of the week it won't immediately fill with rotting stuff. Marshfield was in a bit of disarray and my mother was less than pleased to find that the entire NIMH mouse colony had spent the winter happily munching on a giant stash of dog food and sunflower seeds while sleeping cozily in dishtowels and linens. Spring is a time of rotting things.

But it is also a time of fresh things. I am a huge fan of fresh baked goods. I don't just mean baked goods cooked today. Fresh to me is that the food reaches my mouth within 5 minutes of when it leaves the oven. A fresh baked good should have steam coming off of it or out of it. For example - The popovers at the Jordan pond tea house are rarely handled by hand by the waitstaff for fear of burns and when you poke the top of them a happy burst of steam shoots out. They then melt the butter you spread on them as you are spreading it. On St. Maarten they have a french bakery where you need to go there at 8 AM but if you do you can purchase a croissant that has just finished it's trip in the oven. For more mundane fresh baked goods I used to go to the Mall in Natick with Stephanie and while she would shop I would monitor the Mrs. Fields cookie vending area for the exact moment when the cookies left the oven and then would make certain when I ordered the 6 cookies I planned to immediately eat that I would only take the fresh batch that was still hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth even if they made me sign a waiver that I wouldn't sue them.

So today we were at Brueggers at 9AM and I could see as we reached the front of the line that the everything bagels were rotating in the oven. So I asked when they would be ready and I pulled Sarah and Madeline out of line
to skip over to the coffee and then proceeded to watch the bakery area and everything bagel bin like a hawk for signs that they had arrived from the oven. We did manage to get some excellent bagel sandwiches made with the super fresh bagels.

This brought me to the conclusion that the ultimate futuristic bakery and bagel shop must provide better visibility to roaming tech geeks and teenagers with adequate knowledge of their home computers and cellular phones of when each baked good will be exiting the oven. What I imagine, and I'll bet they already have this in Finland or something, is that the bakery could track batches of baked goods throughout the baking process and with known stages they could forecast the time when the everything bagels would come out of the oven. As the consumer I could subscribe to this information either interactively through a web browser (since all bakeries should be internet enabled) or by subscribing to the information through an RSS feed or SMS message publishing service. Then as I am planning my morning walk over to Breuggers I could leave when the SMS message hit my phone that my favorite bagels would be ready in 8 minutes. Anyways if the Brueggers folks don't like this idea then I think I'll have to start my own high tech bagel concept bakery just to show everyone how much consumer supply technology for perishable foods can improve the freshness of baked goods.

April 06, 2006

Dashboard spy

I must admit while most people will find this very boring. I find this site fascinating because I actually spend a lot of time professionally trying to figure out how to present information to people in some useful summarized fashion. Nice work Dashboard Spy!

Welcome to my web stie

Lisa and Dave came over last night to eat some dinner and hang out with us. The munchkin had eaten an entire stage 2 jar of sweet potatoes that left a scene of spattered red looking reminiscent of the violent gun fight scene in Taxi Driver. Lisa mentioned that they had gotten an email from someone who congratulated them on their attractive web stie. It would be great if I had the time and energy to clean my little space - fix fonts, tidy up pages that don't make sense, use a uniform style sheet/design, track down the 404 errors, etc. But it isn't going to happen.

Lisa also mentioned that they are planning a big European trip including some gigs. They will be playing in countries and will leave when they get deported. Someone heard them the other day who is involved in corporate events and thought they would be great for the events. The woman called them frantically with a need for help with a dead crowd about to go on a harbor cruise but it was too late to provide support. Coming soon will be the corporate event bat signal with SW shining into the clouds so that wherever there is a dead crowd - Lisa and Dave with or without a full band will be there to liven them up.


I also was chatting with Phil on my way out the door from dropping Madeline off. We were dicussing whether it would be good to walk Madeline today. He thought she was happiest when she is in the baby bjorn and I mentioned that she is happy when she gets people to pay attention to her. Phil bent over as if in a whisper and said "We all are."

April 03, 2006

Traffic from the naked mile

When I went to look at my web traffic today I noticed a sudden blip and the list of referrers were all from the same site. The site listed on the page was Sensations4Women . So I followed the link to see who had connected this flow of traffic into my lonesome outpost. If you visit the site it is clear that it is dedicated to a specific type of pornography called CFNM or Clothed Female Naked Male. Since the referrer didn’t provide the precise context that the links were appearing I had to posit various possibilities why or where within this site I was receiving traffic and I had the opportunity to do this while walking Madeline to acquire a Frappuchino since she wasn’t that interested in my statistical investigation. I settled on three basic theories.

Theory 1: Since this was a site of normal women who happen to fantasize about men that one woman had found my site and thought that I was a great person to focus their energy on because of all of the interesting things that I have to say and all of the great pictures of me, some of which include a good view of shirtless situations. But this was thrown out due to the massive self-absorbed attitude that it came from despite the natural boost to my ego that it would have provided.

Theory 2: I had inadvertently posted photos in the photo library that could be classified as CFNM. While I am not sure who would have taken the CFNM photos given that I or a friend would have to be naked and a woman would need to be clothed but maybe just a naked man would be sufficient enough for making the cut on this site. I decided this was a definite possibility since I had been playing with Riya recently and it had posted a lot of photos that I normally would scrutinize on their way out.

Theory 3: Someone had linked to my New Years Resolution from 2005 that I wanted to become an exotic male dancer. This seemed the most likely and fitting in with the site.

Other theories involving conspiracies of various people involved with April Fools also were considered. But I decided that since curiosity was bound to kill me sooner or later that I would dive headlong into this site of weird female porn revenge to find the point that was driving hordes of alternatively thinking nudists that watch movies where “Three girlfriends have asked a couple of guys to hang out naked with them.” Or a “second video of a garden party where guys have been invited to have their equipment assessed” to my site. How were Coco and Brad involved in this?

The answer was quickly revealed by searching for myself in the little discussion group search engine. The following post labeled Female strippers cfnm includes a link to a post that I had made about my bachelor party in Montreal.

“There are tons of stories on the web about strippers humiliating birthday boys and bachelor on stage. http://www.queensjournal.ca/article.php?point=vol132/issue13/postscript/ lead1 I know that superfluous has posted a few but it would be fun to see more videos or pics from those shows. Its 100 % real. They bring some poor sap on stage strip him naked or to his undies and give him a boner in front of the whole club. Most of the time the guys get spanked real hard with their own belts too. http://danhousman.com/blogger/2005/05/dirty-old-men-maiden-voyage.html

So the mystery was solved and I knew where they were coming from. Well it isn’t a flurry of folks from the New York Times because I broke a big political story like the wire tapping or people from Slash-Dot hailing me as a technical messiah for predicting the rise of Linux but I guess I may some day, with some creative camera work, create a following on Sensations4Women.com.

March 25, 2006

The audio equivalent of Riya?

Thinking about the Riya photo face recognizer got me back to thinking about the speech recognition problem. I am willing, although I am also a little bit nuts, to train the Riya web site to recognize the faces in my pictures in the hope of the benefit that I’ll be able to automate filing the pictures into who is in each one which would be a big problem if I actually did it. So with speech recognition I would also be willing to train a web site to understand what I say for similar benefits. The two in particular that I was thinking of is for podcasting and for translation while talking to someone in a foreign country through a Skype or similar VoIP product. So if a site were to be able to be trained to a voice and then be able to take inbound audio streams/files two potential markets would be the podcast to text (so that the casts could be searched better than what is out there today) and the text to translation. The web site would be able to consolidate voice prints and then be useful in other contexts were they to arise later – dictation, research notes, future commerce tools tying my phone # to the translation service so that those bots at American Airlines could better understand me, etc. Unfortunately it will take a lot of energy to build such a system including a good API, probably a better one than the one that Microsoft offers, a smart team of engineers, and a good team to market and sell the solution even when the technology doesn't work. Maybe if I wait three years all the pieces will come together and it will be worth doing then.

March 11, 2006

Six not so easy pieces

Jeremy and I were disheartened regarding our hopes of becoming the world's preemininent podcasters when Jeremy ran into this site, Bikini calculus which is a couple of attractive women that explain calculus to dorky guys who watch podcasts. So we were figuring we'd be better off doing a hot chick version of Six Not So Easy Pieces by Richard Feynman. But we are still putting out the same old stuff until then on the Entropy podcast with a long argument between Jeremy and me about the war in Iraq.

February 13, 2006

Podcast / video podcasts?

Having been assigned to promote the podcast, episode one of Entropy is live today, I went to the itunes web site to register it with them. What I noticed were all of the free podcasts and video podcasts already available for free through itunes. I only had time to briefly look at a video broadcast of a tiki bar with a doctor, another guy, and a woman talking about things that was not interesting enough to keep my attention for more than twenty seconds. But I do believe there is something to be said for the medium. I saw a glimmer of the tournament starting to come alive. With few barriers to publishing video content the long tail of publishing is rushing to fill the many gaps left open by the mainstream media. We'll soon be able to find large chunks of niche items and creative productions straight from every city. Our local improv troupes will be recording their sessions and putting their funniest bits up for viewing, the street musicians will broadcast semi-live from Porter Square, odd ducks will overdub old porn movies in Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (MST3K) style. Any wacky concept or new sub-culture has a chance to go pop in the big tournament of Internet media.

I haven't figured out who will make money at it yet but my best guess is to back the standard winner of any tournament - the promoters and the ones running the tournament themselves. If it's itunes - power to them. If it's those Allaire brothers then so be it. I for one plan to be one of those poor shmoes contributing as best I can at the bottom of the heap in the widest stretch of the pyramid and will be loving every minute of making media that only the the bold and brave with iron visual cortexes and ears of steel will attempt to imbibe.

January 19, 2006

Old unimplemented hypercrit idea

I had this idea about a year ago. I am filing it under things I'll never continue working on.
Among the areas that made this less appealing were competitors and I think that I was going to mainly copy a site that focused on doing this for books called allconsuming.com

Hypercrit – thoughts

Mission: To create the largest independent online rating system for media and high-tech products for the community of bloggers.

The system will need to have a source data set of items that can be critiqued. To begin with it can be a basic database of items like any publicly available database of movies or even a way to allow people to find an item on Amazon and import the item.

The business model is that there are many companies today that have a large inventory/database of products that seek increased mind-share among consumers. These companies include online merchants such as Amazon.com, Netflix, and itunes as well as content providers connected to the specific industries like CNET for hardware. This list could also be expanded to organizations like comparison shopping engines like PriceGrabber and Froogle. Many of these organizations thus far have mainly built their own rating and recommendation engines into their systems.

This is fine but may not be the model preferred by bloggers to rate and recommend products because the content does not result in information included into their blog. By creating a blogger friendly tool for publishing ratings to individual blogs that includes their promotional objectives a business model can be reached that allows bloggers to achieve affiliate revenue or credits from these companies for driving traffic and it allows the online merchants to drive increased consumption through them as a channel. The central hub for opinions can also be a source to drive increased mind-share for the vendors.

In order to get the blogging community interested in a tool existing blogs with strong influence could be targeted directly as well as the major blogging tools (Movable Type, blogger, etc.) Specific early champions of the tool would be critical in the process.

Constituents

Bloggers:

  • Publish reviews and ratings of products
  • Improve look and feel of blog entries for ratings/reviews
  • Simplify the process of publishing or re-publishing ratings
  • Drive increased blog traffic through active rating
  • Have ratings included in a central repository
  • Link to other blogger opinions
  • Find other bloggers with similar opinions
  • Achieve affiliate revenue/credits from vendors

Merchants:

  • Sell more products
  • Increase traffic on specific items
  • Syndicate relevant blog content
  • Achieve new affiliate revenue from actively publishing bloggers
  • Increase sales within blogger communities

Comparison shopping sites/publishers:

  • Increase traffic
  • Achieve new affiliates from actively publishing bloggers
  • Add relevant content from syndicated blogs

Non-blogger consumers:

  • Quickly obtain reviews
  • Learn more about reviewers through blog entries
  • Quickly link to products for use or from merchants from blog entries (e.g. add to Netflix queue, get showtimes, compare prices, etc.)

Content producers (media companies – movie makers, book publishers, etc.)

  • Drive increased consumption of listed media
  • Achieve faster time to market for new media items
  • Access the influential independent “blogger” press

Competitors

EPinions could rapidly do this

August 07, 2005

Wireless cable television

I was in Sarah's parents basement the other day when I saw their pile of wires connecting from the place where the cable line came into the house. I noticed that with the advent of cable modems and wireless networks that the inbound cable wire was connecting into a modem-802.11 router. The wire then made a line up into the house to connect to every location where a television might be located. Each television needed to have it's own box.

So I got to thinking about it that the wire doesn't need to go any further than the basement if a wireless network was powerful enough and the TVs were hooked up to devices that could show the content streaming from the basement. I was thinking of a wireless television system where the smarts of the television stay in the basement as a server able to serve-up television to any wireless device in the house able to consume a fast wireless protocol. The advantages of doing this would be to get rid of one more set of annoying wires, to reduce the cost of high-end hardware attached to each television, to centralize functions like TIVO recording, and make television available to standard PC computers with cable local television decoders. The main product would be this basement router plus the decoding / subscriber units to connect to televisions. The system would also work for satellite dishes that sit on rooftops and are tricky to link via wires to where the televisions reside. Anyone interested in building this into a multi-million dollar company... you know where to find me.

Meanwhile I realize the big problem is that my wireless network itself is still very unreliable and I can't post pictures to the web from my camera at the moment because the machine I usually do it from is no longer connected to my wireless network for some stupid reason.

August 04, 2005

The world is conical

The world is conical
While reading the World is Flat I quickly became annoyed in the first chapter about the fundamental premise that the world is flat. I understood the basic idea that the world had evolved in terms of geographic barriers coming down but for me the picture of a flat world looks just like it should before Columbus. At the time geographically things were lined-up on maps so that distances can't be traversed in circles.

A number of geometric rules have been put forth to figure out what geometry that you are in that you can learn about in Feyman's Six Not So Easy Pieces in a chapter on Curved Spaceused to figure out whether Space-Time is curved or not. They generally focus on how a bug experiences their space not knowing it's contour. For example, if a bug tries to walk in a square by turning at right angles on a globe with equidistant measures they won't return to the point where they started.

Now we not only can traverse distances through low cost light speed communications/software, but to me that isn't a flat surface at all. The surface is just redefined where distance is related to the level of sophistication of the communications network and infrastructure. So flat is actually a bad way to describe how things are now. For instance I am closer to Bangalore than to Otis, MA on a telecommunications sophistication map because Bangalore is super wired while Otis hasn't gotten too far in wiring itself.

So if the world isn't flat - then what shape would it look like if we could visualize it. Some smart people at Princeton managed to visualize what the United States looks like through the lens of Presidential politics in the Princeton 2004 Election maps. So why not build some other maps about the world.

While trying to figure out the shape of the cyber-world is a wierd question it may not be possible to do and to create a new map structure from it. My first guess was that I could see the world first in a flat structure but upon adding that Bangalor is close to Boston the map would need to somehow put these points closer to each other. A reasonable way to do this would be to first flatten the map into a circle (since it is the base of a cone) with oceans towards the edges as best as possible. Then above the map build a cone ending at a point above it at the top. Rather than having mountains above the map the height of the area would rise upwards through the cone to the top based on how connected it was to the Internet, etc. If the resolution was infinite then two people talking on a telephone in cyberspace to each other would both be stretched to the top of the cone and facing each other. But since this would be an approximate map, just like the flat maps of the world not showing relief, the average in a region of connectedness to the world through a number would set the height of the peak for a region and the pull into the central point of the cone. The distance between any two places would actually no longer be readable on the lower circular map of the world but from their relative heights or a path that factored both geographic distance and the relative heights.

This new cyberworld map unfortunately would be very hard to read because things get pretty dense towards the top of a cone. If 750 cities all ended-up in a point it would have a lot of labels sticking out of it. This isn't a new problem. You can't read road signs on a map of the whole globe. You need to be able to zoom in and out. So one solution is to be able to change the view from the bottom to the top. At the bottom you have standard road sign problems but since the top condenses a lot your views probably should take cross sections - from height a-b and display what's in them labelled correctly.

In another way to approach this the world could be looked at with two dimensions. Each point would be defined A) by a two dimensional E-W land area (like a district, suburb, etc.) and B) by a number from zero to one representing a measurment number. The reason for measuring from zero to one would be to normalize the measurement such that every area was on the same scale, whatever that scale was. An actual number could be used but then a scale would need to be figured out to translate it into a picture. The measurement itself would be important for determining the outcome of the map but it could measure -- % saturation of cell phones, % users with Interet computers, etc. Next the little squares with E-W land areas could be sorted by range from 0-1 into a line. Now this doesn't look like a map yet but it does provide a start for displaying how close things are. The other dimension could be another arbitrary item including longitude and latitude mixed into a variable that would project a full globe onto a line such that Boston would still be somewhat near Bedford.

I unfortunately don't have the time to make such maps. If you are from Wired Magazine or Time or Princeton and you would like to collaborate with me and give me a team of programmers in Bangalore to create the maps... you'll know where to find me. I am somewhere midway up the cybercone near the US cluster.

Apache demystified

I have been listening to The World is Flat in my car as I drive from Brookline to Newton to Burlington to Brookline to Cambridge etc. It is ironic to listen to a book about how easy it is to virtualize work so that I can eek out some learning while I am not virtually doing work (sort-of) in cities that are each twenty to thirty miles apart.

I think that the book is interesting although my main beefs about it are that I already know a lot of what is in the first section of the book going over the history of the past ten years because I lived in it and had my eyes open. But I am willing to suffer through a long explanation of what PayPal is in order to get some inside views and interviews with folks that I never had the time or availability of information to get while the Internet bubble/boom was starting.

I also missed out because I was busy on a lot of areas that evolved and I didn't even notice because I wasn't looking. While we used Open Source software at ChannelWave I never understood much about the history and how short the history was and how it was linked to the Internet itself with the first real big hit open source project being the Apache web server. The name Apache was both because the group wanted to appear to be a defiant and independant organization that was strong. Apparently the Apache Native Americans were the last tribe to surrender to the Europeans. But the word also can be heard as A-Patchy Server. The Open Source concept was to apply patches from multiple sources once vetted to keep improving and maintaining the software.

When interviewed, one of the original Apache leaders stressed that software is more like a vegetable than a building - it gets stale if it isn't constantly refreshed. I like to think of it as more like a living organism or group of reproducing living organisms such that both the code (kinda like the original genetic stuff) will die if it isn't both maintained locally where it lives in the computer ecosystem it is run or become unable to compete overall with other code trying to fill the same niche through the source code improvement process.

Apache and Open Source made the evolution of software able to operate more like the evolution of living organisms and gave a difference between the good old monoploid - the host continues it's own line to a diploid/sexual recombinant model. So even if it is free it is also free to expand and change rapidly. It will be interesting to see the long term war of the worlds between the open source software and tools and the Microsoft tools. At some point there might be a tipping point, which is what the Open Source folks are hoping for, where the balance of power shifts away from Microsoft. But for now it is safe to expect that if you want to sell desktop software then sending checks to Redmond is the best way to pull it off.

June 13, 2005

Wedding drive down to New York

Sarah and I took a road trip to New York to go to Jason Lin’s, Stephanie’s brother’s, wedding. We took most of Friday off in order to get down to New York. The plan we had created involved going out to the Chrysler dealership in Concord to pick-up my PT Cruiser from the shop, driving to Bedford to drop off the Passat, then driving into New York City to check-in to the Hotel Pennsylvania, followed by driving back to the New York Botanical Gardens for the wedding at 6PM. The day started out fortunately enough. My three way Skype call between the US, UK, and the Netherlands started at 8am instead of 9am. Nothing says “wake-up” like a ringing computer next to your bed. The call went to 9:30 which was when I had expected the call to end in the first place but I got a 90 minute call in and felt good about doing it on the Internet dime rather than paying the phone company. Sarah and I then proceeded to run around packing random things. We had to get a stain out of the tuxedo, figure out how to bring the portable DVD player and DVDs, get bathing suits for the pool, and get my contact lenses.

Finding things in the apartment can be very annoying. The other night I lost my glasses and spent a panicked hour looking everywhere for them including going back and forth to the car in flip-flops and tearing off some skin from my arm reaching under the seat of the Passat. I have been more than patient enough with the RFID and nanotech folks and I deserve my HomeID system so that I can find all those HIDden items with a tricorder-like device that points like a divining rod to my lost items and lets me know what inventory of junk I have throughout the apartment. When is this technology going to help me out around the house? There is one product out there from iautomate – I guess I should have registered for it. ( ). The glasses were found in the bed where I had taken a nap earlier in the day and lost them in the folds of the comforter.

The PT Cruiser had $745 worth of repairs. The steering pump had been replaced because it had broken and they had decided to not only fill the air conditioning system with Freon (good timing at least) but also to run some expensive fluorescent dye test that didn’t appear to have had any results according to the payment slip. We were in a hurry so we pushed out of the dealership and I figured I wasn’t going to get anywhere with the dealership staff and I was lucky they hadn’t found some other awful problem like a broken flux capacitor or that a mafia don had installed an explosive device underneath that I would need to have removed. The dealership loves to find problems with the car that I can’t possibly ignore. In general the answer to what will happen if I don’t fix something is “You might die!”

So once we hit the road at 11:40 we figured we were in good shape for a 6:30 wedding. I was listening to the phone religiously because I had told a VC friend of Brad’s that I would be in the city on Friday and he had left me a message via email to ask if I was in town. But the phone never rang so it was all about the wedding.

We didn’t expect it but we hit severe rush hour traffic when we got close to New York at 3:30PM. When we thought about it we were near the Bronx, where the Botanical Gardens are, so we made a significant change of plans to avoid the traffic. Sarah changed our hotel reservations to Tarrytown, and we drove straight to the Botanical Gardens. The major worry that Sarah had, since this new plan didn’t involve stopping at a hotel, was that among the hundred things we had done before leaving for New York, the one she should have done was to iron her new wrap that was likely wrinkled. Since we were going to change somewhere at the Botanical gardens this wrinkly wrap would be unacceptable and she might freeze to death in the 90 degree heat of an unnaturally hot June.

So we walked about the botanical gardens from 4:00-5:45. The botanical gardens are very nice but I noticed that all the signs were pointing in directions that led to gates rather than being like the arboretum where once inside you actually reach the nice flowers when you walk around. The secret to the arboretum is that they charge you multiple times. The initial fee of $6 gets you onto the grounds, but to see a nice rock garden it costs another $1 per person. We enjoyed the rock garden since we were the only people there and it was nice and romantic to walk alone. Sarah wanted it as her backyard since it was maintained in a natural state filled with flowers of all sorts, with waterfalls, and trees. One section of the rock garden area was filled only with native flowers. We stopped on a bench for a while there and enjoyed the warm weather.

They also had a big white building that cost $7 per person to enter and with a AAA card we got some deal that was $7 for two people. The building was advertising the spring flower show so basically if you wanted to see spring flowers at the botanical garden you had to fork over the cash. It was actually very impressive inside of the big greenhouse building since it had multiple mock climates including a desert, rainforest, palm forest, and lily pads in a big pool. I was impressed and thought we got our extra seven dollars worth.

So at 5:45 we suddenly needed to change and drive over to where the Lin/Moy wedding was to be held. The wedding was at the Snuff Mill. I assume that is where they mill snuff? We were parked at the main gate and sweating heavily from our walk out in the heat. So we cranked the new air conditioning on to keep our clothing from sticking to our skin and then changed comically in the car. I had never put a Tuxedo on with a steering wheel in front of me but the secret is to periodically leave the car and return. It took about 20 minutes to change completely and I wasn’t much faster than Sarah despite her need to fuss with beauty products and worry about how ironed her wrap was despite the irrelevance of a wrap on a swelteringly hot evening.

So we arrived at the wedding at 6:25 and were just on time. Lots of other folks hadn’t adjusted well to the traffic problems so there was a commotion about how to handle some of the gaps in the guest list since any delay at the beginning would cascade through the wedding activities throughout the night. They started about 15 minutes late, just like we did at our wedding, and plenty of folks had arrived in that extra window. A few stragglers processed by accident behind the bridal party walking to the stage but it wasn’t important. The ceremony itself was lightning fast. Both Jason and Kathy said some words that they had written themselves. Sarah and I had a good time although we didn’t know most of the Chinese/Taiwanese family members at the wedding. After the wedding we tried to caravan back to Tarrytown behind the Lin family Prius. The Prius contained a GPS device that led us through some crazy back roads to avoid a detour but after about half an hour we arrived back in our hotel room and got some sleep.