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August 06, 2008

driving thoughts

I've been driving back and forth to the Philidelphia area recently. As I drive I listen to the radio and think. It is interesting to go down the coast and hear various things tune in and out. At some points I'll hear some preaching seminar on a Christian talk station that can often have statements that resonate with me as I go "You don't buy things for your children to make them happy... you take an interest in them and spend time with them." In the last drive down I was watching the gas prices fluctuate from state to state. New Jersey seems to have the cheapest gas. Everyone on the radio seems to be talking about oil. The Democracy Now folks were talking about how in Burma there is a law suit where a big oil company has been trying to bury the law suit around dumping large pits of toxic waste in the Amazon for years. The economists on some other station are convinced that oil availability and energy structure is critical to the overall stability of the econony. Some folks are trying to find their nearest ethanol 85 filling station and chatting at great lengths about the need to allow ethanol from sugar cane to be imported into the country without tarriffs to allow for generating ample supply of ethanol to help convert people to buy vehicles that will use it as a supply. When looking at the issues around while driving it is clear that the need for energy is already a huge challenge in the 21st century.

Meanwhile other folks are worried about how many slots former Chinese nationals are taking-up on the US ping-pong team.

I was also thinking about the idea that man created god(s) in man's own image and not the other way around. It could make an interesting idea in a sci-fi. I'm sure it already has been that a software application like Google eventually evolves into an AI with a god-like status to replace current religions with a new religion around the god. Maybe it has already happened. The turning point is when the search tool/network AI deity has been created with enough man-like features but not so many man-like flaws to become considered as a moral authority. So people could relate to it like those old programs that would fake a human response but it would give sage advice, monitor what you are doing, and be a superior being worthy of human worship.

July 26, 2008

Mixed metaphor novel

This morning the following phrase "The squeaky worm gets the cheese" popped into my head. It is a fusion of multiple idioms to create a bizarre mixed metaphor. It would be fun to create a work of fiction that takes mixed metaphors and mixed idioms as real. I want to know more about my squeaky, cheese eating worm.

I'm sure it has been done before but it's the kind of thing I would enjoy reading.

October 23, 2007

I'm now 34 - replacement parts?

I turned 34 today. It was a rather uneventful day other than the check engine light appearing in my PT Cruiser. I took it to Valvoline in the afternoon and after being informed that my engine had some oil sludge in it and that I hadn't changed the transmission fluid in 90,000 miles I had some new fluids and a check engine light still looking at me. I took it to the local repair shop and they charged me $85 to use the computer reader to determine why the light was on. It said the problem was that the car was low on power steering fluid. He added a two dollar bottle and it made the light go off. It made me wonder about this aging body of mine. I must be getting lower on some necessary items as I grow older like stem cells. It would be nice if there was a service to replenish stem cells every 10 years with fresh ones. I don't know if it would solve many problems but the nice thing about stem cells is that they know where to go and how to fix things without a lot of instructions.

Since that isn't an option for me I am investigating an exercise machine, hopefully a used Precor elliptical runner, to place in the basement to get my lazy butt back into shape.

Madeline turns two tomorrow.

October 11, 2007

Too busy to write but life is good

Rhea and I were discussing the other day, given my lack of online updates, that in general when things get busy and interesting in my life I don't have the time to document much. It's always been a problem and likely not unique to me leading many blogs full of navel watching folks waiting for something interesting to appear in their lives. I guess someone could have more discipline and continue to write. I have seen that in other folks. It helps if their blog is their job which isn't my scenario. But anyways why I am so busy is quite exciting.

1. Sarah, Madeline, and I went on a trip to Oregon where I was at a conference. The conference itself was very encouraging for what I was thinking about for the business and it went well. Travelling in Oregon I spent a day with Pete Forsythe, a high school friend, who is living out there and provided a great tour of the Columbia River Gorge area. I hadn't seen Pete since high school and these days that's almost a 15 year gap. It was great to catch-up with him and the scenery with the big waterfalls and light hikes in that area was amazing.

2. The business is starting to get interesting. We have our first set of key clients and partnerships. The key clients in Massachusetts are acting like innovators in ways to help us to evangelize to the more laggard groups. The technology is a great fit for my interests in combining business, science, and social activities as we are working on software to enable the switch from the current medical structure to translational/personalized medicine. So people are excited about what we are doing on all sides - hiring, getting clients, partnerships, etc.

3. Madeline is very engaged when I spend time with her. She can speak a broad vocabulary and enjoys spending time with me doing pretend play. We have been going into the large closet in her room or under the dining room table to make our own little spaces to play in and then get lost in games with minimal toys. We recently spent two hours playing with a wire frame alien, a plastic lizard, an eyeball gimball, and a squirt gun. Madeline also is more able to enjoy reading books now since she understands the concepts in them. We enjoy reading Sea, Sand, and Me together. I like it because it rhymes and has a cute little story. She likes the concept of a beach day. But we can spend a good hour tearing through books at the end of an evening.

4. Sports in New England has gotten very good. My dad and I have been going to the Pats games on Sundays and even Sarah and I went to the Browns/Pats game last weekend. The Pats are scoring 30+ points per game. The Red Sox are moving along nicely so far in the playoffs after winning the division for the first time in 18 years. The Celtics look like they will be back in 1980's form soon. So I have been enjoying all of this by listening to WEEI while in the car and tracking Boston sports a little more closely than ever.

5. The new house is full of work to be done. We still haven't fully moved into the house. Lots of our posessions are still in boxes, pictures haven't been hung on the walls, and furniture purchased hasn't been assembled. We have already done some ambitious projects since moving in including having landscapers gut the backyard lawn, installation of central air conditioning, installation of FiOS internet, and installation of an antennae for HDTV in the attic with wires distributed to the right spots in the house. So I have been dealiing with co-ordination of vendors. I've had to learn about lawn care and watering grass seeds with sprinklers. We are still figuring out how to route our mail and where and when to send the bills to folks.

6. The pending arrival of our new baby in January has prompted many changes. We are almost complete with switching from Sarah's Passat to a used Honda Odyssey mini-van. It will better accomodate two kids. We need to do the appropriate preparatory nesting activities like painting the third bedroom, acquiring a furniture set with beds for Madeline so that the baby will have the crib, acquiring used boys clothing, working with our doula to plan the birth and worrying about what changes we need to make for work and life financially, socially, and workwise with the second kid. On top of that Sarah is pregnant so she requires some extra care and feeding.

Overall it is proving to be a very fun and fulfilling fall for me. But that means that it is very busy.

October 17, 2006

UK urged me to get back in writing form

Today is some heritage foundation event in the UK where they are trying to collect a day in the life of the UK. I heard that on the radio while driving towards Needham this morning. They are planning on getting non-bloggers to write what they did today and submit it to their archive so that historians have the content in 100 years to learn things about how we lived today. It reminded me that I haven’t been able to write lately given all of the business of shuttling through life. So I’ll attempt to get back into the groove of things for the Brits. I might even send them some info from across the pond.

The last two days have been marked by a choice for movies that involved some depressing thoughts. The first was Interview with a Vampire. It was a pretty bad movie in terms of the acting or directing. It left me with the impression either that the book by Anne Rice must be much better than the movie OR that the book itself must be melodramatic and stupid. I just didn’t get into or feel any empathy for any of the characters. Then last night we watched Kids. Sarah had originally stated that we needed something less dramatic and a light comedy but changed her mind for whatever reason. Kids was the kind of movie where towards the middle of it I started to think to myself – I can’t wait for this to end. For me, the father of a soon to be one year old baby, watching children in New York with various drug usage and abusive sexual situations was very traumatic. I may have been better off watching a horror movie like Saw, Hostel, or some other graphic disturbing piece of content. Jeremy had asked me why I wanted to see it a few weeks back but I wasn’t dissuaded. I won’t try hard to dissuade other people from seeing it but it is quite a traumatic experience to watch it. In the interest of dissuading people from watching a movie I recommend that nobody rents the Butterfly Effect II. I saw the first one and when I saw that a sequel had been made at Hollywood Video I nearly went berserk running along the aisles knocking DVDs onto the floor or pulling the tape out of VHS cassettes. I refrained.

The main delay and hubbub causing my writing stoppage were the two weddings from the past two weeks combined with a trade show, marketing activities, and taking on some new work with Peter. Madeline hasn’t become the ideal sleeper that Ozzie and Harriet had yet. Last night she threw a little party for us at 11 PM to 1 AM. I got a chance to watch some TV on the recently hooked-up HD antennae on the roof. I don’t get channel 7 so I couldn’t watch Monday Night Football. Instead I watched some awful night version of a daytime television show where a video game developer was in love with some woman (good looking) about to marry a man (also good looking). The story had something to do with cheating on New Year’s Eve but I was mainly just trying to get Madeline to calm into sleep. Madeline is mobile enough to open doors and she opened the door to our bedroom while Sarah was trying to sleep. So Sarah went to nurse her as Seinfeld came on in the living room. I decided to go back to sleep rather than watch Seinfeld as a sign of solidarity with Sarah in our fight to achieve a regular sleep balance.

Saturday night was Hattie and Jose’s wedding. They were married at Trinity church in Copley. Madeline was sent out to Bedford for the night. The main result of that was a question from Sarah’s mother to ask us if we knew what “DaDaKiDa” meant. We don’t. But Madeline has picked-up some new language tricks. My favorite one is that the sign for time to go is to do the basketball traveling penalty sign followed by a tapping on an imaginary watch. I noticed when Madeline is a little bored or ready to leave where she is she will tap her wrist impatiently. It’s quite endearing to see and better than the normal squawks and shrieks we hear most of the time.

Today Annie Leibowitz was on the radio hawking her new book of photographs including a large number of personal photos of her family and Susan Sontag dying. It reminded me when Kate told me at the wedding that as a graphic designer that she shouldn’t be using stock photography but instead should use original photo art. At first I thought she felt that I should show her how to use a camera at which point I told her I could teach her everything I knew in a few minutes. Then she clarified that I should do some artistic photography and send her the photos as possible art for her graphic design work. I told her my main work is focused on countless shots of family members growing older and that I was less of an artist than someone who struggles with the concept of passing time, aging, and who clings to the positive or emotional memories of life. Maybe that’s what a photographer is anyways. I did let her know that I felt the plain blue stained glass with a shadow threefold of gargoyles at Trinity behind the pews would have made a good photograph if I had remembered to bring my camera into the church. Maybe I’d benefit greatly from some photography classes or to read a book about photography. I could benefit from almost anything to escape the humdrum of my regular routine.

My brand new Canon Elph camera broke only a day after I got it in the mail. It is already on it’s way back to Canon-land for repairs. It may not have been a great idea to take it out at Lisa and Dave’s wedding while partying hard near the dance floor but I’ll stick by the story that they should fix it because it is under warrantee and I didn’t even jump into the Colorado river or go caving with it.

Lisa and Dave’s wedding was a beautiful sunny fall day. The ceremony was in the Newton Centre Playground. Having it there made it hard for me not to raise memories from being 10-18. I basically used that park as a backyard for those years and remember meeting girls I had crushes on while sitting on a bench only a few feet away from where the ceremony was across from the hut where I had gone to camp one summer. We had swung on the swings cross country skied over jumps on the sledding hill. I ran home sweaty in my father’s button-up shirt after singing “Cheese glorious cheese” with the chorus of the Mason Rice School. I walked both alone and with friends on fences . Ray, our German shepherd jumped over the fence repeatedly. Some Chinese kid threatened to make me eat a worm. So I was thinking of these things along with random thoughts of what to say during my role as a toast giver during the backyard reception. The reception did borrow my well crafted and invented description of the meaning of the Chuppah.
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As always.. I ran out of time to chronicle things. Maybe next time…It’ll all be clear in the pictures of the weddings as soon as I can get them out.

August 18, 2006

Cat typing interference

Among the many reasons why it is hard to write these days I must include that the cat actively attempts to interfere with any attempt on my part to use the computer on my desk. She begins by hiding behind the flat screen monitor and periodically swipes her paw at my fingers as I type. After I get frustrated by this and stand-up to get her to follow me away from the computer she will then reseat herself in front of the keyboard in order to block me from resting my hands in the typing position. If I manage to brush her away from this position she will then walk across the keyboard itself in hopes of clicking on a key that will permanently lock the computer in an awful funk like running in Norwegian mode or setting off control keys that show strange symbols for paragraphs while using MSWord. Luckily she appears to be at rest for the evening at the moment and I have been spared the routine. Otherwise this would never have made it out.

The baby on the other hand offers a different form of interference. Basically I have come to the conclusion that if you have a life and a hobby and then you become a parent you will need to choose from among the following options. A – Sleep, B – Doing a hobby. When you no longer have time for sleep this generally means that you will also have no time for playing poker on Friday nights, working out three days a week, writing a blog, creating nify nick-nacks out of pine cones, and other such nonsense. The challenge is simply that a baby is not a fully capable person able to do things like eat, clean, use the toilet, entertain themselves, or play poker on Fridays. Because of these challenges you can’t leave them alone. They have funny hours that they keep for their day including sleeping at 8PM and waking-up at 6AM. This means that you have to be home a few hours before 8PM, like 6PM and awake at 6AM. Doing some simple math on the free hours. If you work from 9 AM to 5PM this basically leaves you with the drive home and the bleary hour or two you have to feed the baby in the morning and then figure out who will care for her while you are at work as your extra time. You also have the hour and a half of time after she sleeps to squander at your leisure only to wish you had spent it sleeping the night before. If you work an hour or two later in the day then it leaves you with nothing in terms of spare time. So this is the more likely reason for not producing anything in writing on a regular basis. It means that information needs to be condensed into forms like haiku. For example here is a brief passage recalling key events from the trip that Jeremy and I took to Vegas.

Circus Circus Vegas for kids with women in lobby giving birth to more kids. Chinese taxi driver – ‘you want to get raid?’. TI club good. Dancing with Nebraskan woman 6’4”. Stripper tells story of popping eyeball out with long heel and coroner’s office job. Jeremy recognizes porn producer at club. Old Vegas – Freemont street experience during the day is mainly looking at a bunch of crack dealers. Old casinos have $2 blackjack. Win money but watch wives gamble their wedding rings. Hard not to look at just the stage during ‘O’. Mayors convention in town meeting mayors. Rio floor no good to dance on because of beer glue. Too many grinding dudes on floor. Next time go to Rio roof bar not dance club.

April 03, 2006

Traffic from the naked mile

When I went to look at my web traffic today I noticed a sudden blip and the list of referrers were all from the same site. The site listed on the page was Sensations4Women . So I followed the link to see who had connected this flow of traffic into my lonesome outpost. If you visit the site it is clear that it is dedicated to a specific type of pornography called CFNM or Clothed Female Naked Male. Since the referrer didn’t provide the precise context that the links were appearing I had to posit various possibilities why or where within this site I was receiving traffic and I had the opportunity to do this while walking Madeline to acquire a Frappuchino since she wasn’t that interested in my statistical investigation. I settled on three basic theories.

Theory 1: Since this was a site of normal women who happen to fantasize about men that one woman had found my site and thought that I was a great person to focus their energy on because of all of the interesting things that I have to say and all of the great pictures of me, some of which include a good view of shirtless situations. But this was thrown out due to the massive self-absorbed attitude that it came from despite the natural boost to my ego that it would have provided.

Theory 2: I had inadvertently posted photos in the photo library that could be classified as CFNM. While I am not sure who would have taken the CFNM photos given that I or a friend would have to be naked and a woman would need to be clothed but maybe just a naked man would be sufficient enough for making the cut on this site. I decided this was a definite possibility since I had been playing with Riya recently and it had posted a lot of photos that I normally would scrutinize on their way out.

Theory 3: Someone had linked to my New Years Resolution from 2005 that I wanted to become an exotic male dancer. This seemed the most likely and fitting in with the site.

Other theories involving conspiracies of various people involved with April Fools also were considered. But I decided that since curiosity was bound to kill me sooner or later that I would dive headlong into this site of weird female porn revenge to find the point that was driving hordes of alternatively thinking nudists that watch movies where “Three girlfriends have asked a couple of guys to hang out naked with them.” Or a “second video of a garden party where guys have been invited to have their equipment assessed” to my site. How were Coco and Brad involved in this?

The answer was quickly revealed by searching for myself in the little discussion group search engine. The following post labeled Female strippers cfnm includes a link to a post that I had made about my bachelor party in Montreal.

“There are tons of stories on the web about strippers humiliating birthday boys and bachelor on stage. http://www.queensjournal.ca/article.php?point=vol132/issue13/postscript/ lead1 I know that superfluous has posted a few but it would be fun to see more videos or pics from those shows. Its 100 % real. They bring some poor sap on stage strip him naked or to his undies and give him a boner in front of the whole club. Most of the time the guys get spanked real hard with their own belts too. http://danhousman.com/blogger/2005/05/dirty-old-men-maiden-voyage.html

So the mystery was solved and I knew where they were coming from. Well it isn’t a flurry of folks from the New York Times because I broke a big political story like the wire tapping or people from Slash-Dot hailing me as a technical messiah for predicting the rise of Linux but I guess I may some day, with some creative camera work, create a following on Sensations4Women.com.

Raiders of the lost blog

I saw a book group reading Life of Pi at Brueggers the other day. I also saw a bad reality television show about raiding the room of someone you are considering dating. The combo inspired me to consider the concept of a Blog Raid. It probably already exists but I'm too lazy to look around for it. But basically it is a group of marauding blog readers who choose each week or month to focus on a specific person's blog for the raid. During that month the club reads the blog throughly and comments on items either through trackbacks or directly in the comments field as well. The group would also meet like a book club to discuss the blogger's life and published work for what each reader got out of the experience and their thoughts. The final outcome could also be a banner that the blogger could proudly place on their site to let the world know that they had survived a blog raid. I would hope that people would be civil in their comments knowing that the author was going to read them and that the type of sites that would be chosen would be full of content but off the beaten path such that it wouldn't be likely that on any given week or month for them to suddently find hundreds of comments from strangers on their site. The reality of the people who write online in their own little universes is that if such a group of maurauding critics did exist, the average blogger would sign-up on an online form hoping to be one of the lucky few, much like reality television stars, chosen to be publicly scrutinized. The list for the raiders of the lost blog group to review would probably always be far longer than the number of sites the group could actually review. Maybe if I get some spare time I can organize a blog raid to see if I can get it to catch-on and then I could abandon it saying that it was yesterday's fad and make fun of the raiders.

Additional note: I did find something similar in half-bakery called a Virtual Flash Mob and it included an on target quote from Worldgineer that summarized what it would be like to be raided:

"Pictures of my family, 0 comments
Today I took a walk in the park, 0 comments
Thoughts about donuts, 1872 comments
What was all of that about?, 0 comments
Hello, is anybody there?, 0 comments
More thoughts about donuts, 0 comments
Pictures of my dog, 0 comments

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Worldgineer, Aug 15 2005 "

March 01, 2006

The robot that plays ping-pong

When Marvin Minsky was working on artificial intelligence in the 1960's he discovered that when dealing with the press to describe some of his projects that the one story that the press always reported to the world was that he was working on a robot that plays ping pong. He was not in fact working on a robot that did this. He created the term eigenstory to describe this sort of scenario. The eigenstory is named after the types of results that often return from differential equations that are more a function of the system than the input. So the eigenstory is the one stable output from the media that people want to hear as the real story whether it is actually true or not. The important lesson from this from a marketing perspective is that you can feed the press your own version of what you are trying to make but they may only register an eigenstory result. Rather than fighting this result it might make sense to just learn from the output of what people are able to hear and repeat and try to create a product that does exactly what the story output of the system suggests. I have become less impressed with the individual genius of inventors given the basic view that products themselves do evolve out of the system. They are the eigenstories of societies that have become concrete.

I have been thinking about artificial intelligence recently given the recent slow roll backwards in the pro-choice/pro-life debates driven by actions like the South Dakota abortion ban. I am a believer that we will be superceded by the evolution of intelligent machines more equipped to explore the universe. Once the computers do become self-aware among the first problems that we will face is the restructuring of politics. Politics is how people are organized and governed but these intelligent beings won't be people or have the same interests and needs as people. To have a separation between humans and machines with two political systems will also pose the problems that laws that govern the interaction between them need to be consistent. But it's unlikely that there will be room for AI voting in the US legislature. The AIs would be unlikely to be trusted in the executive branch given their track record in movies like The Terminator.

The issue of AI reproductive rights would be a key problem. Any organized group of living and self-aware intelligent things is going to worry about how the group adds new members. The conventional religious answer is to become as plentiful as grains of sand. Since our silicon buddies are most likely made indirectly from processed sand that might not be a problem. But if an AI is developing and it probably will take about 10-14 months for one to develop rather than just machine them off a production line. Part of the AI development process will be the slow act of becoming self-aware with a unique personality learned through a neural process following a sexual intermixing of code from AI parents rather than a fabrication of a machine from parts in a factory. Will operating systems come into play and is Microsoft going to try to control life through a control economy while freedom is available through an open source market economy? What will the machines decide in their own right to life debate if they are allowed to self govern? When will a new machine be considered to be alive during it's development process? Will we decide for them when a new AI life can be terminated? Will the AIs have problems with gender inequalities, incest, rape, and abortions? Will they just follow the human lead or supercede our primitive understanding of life as is written in the bible or in scientific texts? All of these questions will be told in headline eigenstories in the future.

Personally I would like to play ping pong against a robot and it could be as far as we get in my lifetime.

February 27, 2006

What people are really looking for?

I have recently started to run a stats program on this little piece of personal paradise. Among my favorite stats are the listings of what people were searching for when they found this site. Here are some of my favorites from the past month of February:

* picture of kissing horses
* making bagels, bialis
* manly stroller
* maybe move "bachelor party" montreal criminal record
* montreal full contact lap dance
* kosher dunkin donuts also serves bacon
* what's the heaviest fish tank in upstairs apartment
* x-ray condensor microphone airport
* playboy collector cards january prototype
* pregnant amanda hearst
* why stripper like asian man

I have some basic answers to the open questions that these suggest.

1. The heaviest fish tank in an upstairs apartment is 2000 lbs. I wouldn't recommend anything over a ton because your floors probably won't support it.

2. Strippers like Asian men because they are more polite than other men and they tip well.

3. Dunkin Donuts is not a kosher bakery but you can purchase kosher milk there from Garelick Farms in those chug containers.

4. Horses do not kiss. Anything that looks like a kiss is anthropomorphosing the horses. They do have long tongues though.

5. If you have a criminal record in the US then you should probably have your bachelor party in a foreign country. That way you can have a criminal record in more than one country after you go wild after a crazy night of drinking. Montreal as a city doesn't officially sanction or look to attract criminal bachelor parties. You also might be interested in watching the movie Very Bad Things.

6. I've found that the strollers that have real tires look more manly. The colors should also avoid pinks and light greens. But the only real way to appear manly with a stroller is to wear a wife-beater t-shirt and roll your baby around in a shopping basket.

7. The secret to making both bagels and bialis is that you boil them before baking them. Who would have thought of boiling a bread product but someone thought of it and it tastes pretty good with cream cheese.

February 13, 2006

Podcast / video podcasts?

Having been assigned to promote the podcast, episode one of Entropy is live today, I went to the itunes web site to register it with them. What I noticed were all of the free podcasts and video podcasts already available for free through itunes. I only had time to briefly look at a video broadcast of a tiki bar with a doctor, another guy, and a woman talking about things that was not interesting enough to keep my attention for more than twenty seconds. But I do believe there is something to be said for the medium. I saw a glimmer of the tournament starting to come alive. With few barriers to publishing video content the long tail of publishing is rushing to fill the many gaps left open by the mainstream media. We'll soon be able to find large chunks of niche items and creative productions straight from every city. Our local improv troupes will be recording their sessions and putting their funniest bits up for viewing, the street musicians will broadcast semi-live from Porter Square, odd ducks will overdub old porn movies in Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (MST3K) style. Any wacky concept or new sub-culture has a chance to go pop in the big tournament of Internet media.

I haven't figured out who will make money at it yet but my best guess is to back the standard winner of any tournament - the promoters and the ones running the tournament themselves. If it's itunes - power to them. If it's those Allaire brothers then so be it. I for one plan to be one of those poor shmoes contributing as best I can at the bottom of the heap in the widest stretch of the pyramid and will be loving every minute of making media that only the the bold and brave with iron visual cortexes and ears of steel will attempt to imbibe.

December 04, 2005

Death of the American Dream

I’ve been reading Fear and Loathing in America Vol II. I had been looking for a real book but decided to pay some homage to the late Dr. Thompson by purchasing another of his books. Maybe some of the money goes to Juan? It isn’t a real book because it is a collection of letters from Thompson during some tough years in the late 60s mainly focused on his inability to write a book on the death of the American dream. The introduction is written by some famous prolific writer who cautions any new writer to not try follow in Thompson’s footsteps because he is unique and all who have tried it have failed. There goes my career as a gonzo journalist blogger! Most of Fear and Loathing in America is quite dry and I was hoping it was going to put me to sleep tonight from 3:30 AM until now but it hasn’t worked the trick yet. Madeline isn’t keeping me up tonight with any crying or eating needs. I just can’t seem to fall asleep properly.

I may have caused this insomnia inadvertently by going to the MIT Venture Capital conference today for a few hours. In general I heard a bunch of people talking about the future of wireless and their many investments. The woman from Intel said that we should expect more hardware products integrated with services, like the iPod or Tivo. I was tempted to pitch her on the laptop lo-jack but our patent has likely lapsed because of we didn’t want to pay the $1,500 in taxes on it. Why should an inventor need to pay taxes on a patent that isn’t making any money? I thought the cell phone always was integrated with a service but I guess her point is that there will be more types of hardware.

I then listened to Allaire talk about Bright Cove. The business strategy for Bright Cove sounded similar to a business model Chris, Peter, and I were talking about before we all went our separate ways as the ChannelWave management diaspora. But Allaire had done a far more competent job than we would have done including getting strategic investment from AOL/Time Warner and placing Barry Diller from Interactive Corp. on their board. Maybe it was a good thing we didn’t try to play in that space. We would have gotten crushed like a grape. But seeing an idea I had come to life and having little role in it left me with a feeling that I may just be doomed to become a sideliner in the whole information revolution.

So hanging out in bed with Madeline and Sarah made me wonder silently to myself about the future. I wondered about whether Madeline would be disappointed in me for not being a great Internet magnate titan or the molecular biologist that discovered the secret to everlasting life without aging. Will I ultimately be a disappointment to her? Where will the money come for this house we need to move into when we get bigger than the three of us if I can’t be the founder of the next Google? Sure, these aren’t things that should keep anyone up at night. But they do work there way into my head.

We had watched March of the Penguins earlier tonight. Maybe it is best to be satisfied that the chick makes it back safely into the water to form the next generation. It is getting colder outside and we felt it on our walk through Brookline today. Tomorrow will be the first Pats game where I will need the full winter treatment.

August 21, 2005

RFP for a house

If you have ever tried to sell enterprise software and been presented with responding to a dreaded RFP. This is what an RFP would be like if someone was interested in buying your house. I dug this off my old computer too. I am not sure why I wrote it.

Home Owner RFI

This RFI (Request for Information) has been sent to you because you have been selected as a potential vendor for Daniel Housman and his family in the area of HOME OWNERSHIP. Mr. Housman and his family have contracted our consulting firm Amoco, Price, and Kraft to aid in the selection process. Your response is due on [ print yesterday’s date] in order to be considered for a demonstration of your home. If your home is selected for the next round of our purchasing process you will be contacted via a secret code and be provided with a key to unlock the code. In order to respond you will first need to send back an NDA that you have received this and are not intending to show it to anyone else.

If the house burns down will I be able to replace it the next day? What tools will you use to rebuild it?

How many houses have you sold before and to who? Can you provide 50 references of people who have purchased properties from you and which types of things such as bathrooms, swimming pools, or solar panels were included in each one.

Can your house fly?
If not what are your plans to make your house fly in upcoming remodeling?
Can your house fly if we remodel the basement?

Our family would like to move our current swimming pool to where your swimming pool is because we like our swimming pool better. Can you describe any tools you are offering with your house to allow us to do this? Is there a price break for bringing our own swimming pool (REQUIRED)

What materials was your house built with? Please explain how it was built describing each layer in the houses architecture.

Does your house support all standards for power, television, and reception? We have some appliances that we bought in England and would like to use them in our new house including a telephone – France , a toaster oven – China, a Television and VCR – England. Please describe how your house would accommodate these appliances.

Does you house provide broadband access?
Do your outlets support industrial machinery standards?

How many people can be fit into your house before it crumbles t o the ground. Please provide any load testing you may have done on your house such as total volume of people that can be fit into the building as well as what will happen during particularly active periods with varying numbers of participants such as

A) A dance party
B) Riot
C) Tae-Boe

Have you ever held a party with more than 800 people in your house before? IF so please provide the names of some of the attendees at the party.

Home features – We are evaluating features of our home please enter whether you have any of these features and whether it is a “Minor”, “Moderate”, “Major”, or “Impossible” home improvement to improve your home to meet our requirements

Included – Included in price of home
Minor – Small adjustment to furnishings
Moderate – Cosmetic change such as paint, interior modification
Major – Structural change to walls, floors, etc.
Impossible – Beyond the laws of physics

Kitchen - Requirements

Big Sink big enough to fit 100 unwashed dishes
Self-Cleaning Oven with top grill
Microwave oven
Sub-Zero Fridge
Wooden Cabinets
Wooden floor
Washing machine and dryer
Robot that cooks and cleans for me

Nesting, cleaning, surviving?

As I nest and clean the apartment I find old thoughts that I had locked in laptops like my NEC Versa from the nineties. Here is an example showing that I was still obsessed with start-up survival even back when Survivor's first season came out. I actually watched it back then...

Lessons learned from the TV show "Survivor"

Although the show Survivor is only a representation of a sample of one group of people in a scenario that is obviously contrived, when watching it I can't help but make some observations about the nature of competition among people that can be applied to competing in a high tech new market environment.

The island began with 16 people who were eventually narrowed to 1 person.

At first - The objective was to survive not to be the best.

You need to understand the nature of the game if you want to win. In a competitive environment where only one person can survive, you have to realize that surviving is the objective. Many of the people did not understand this and may have been more fit but didn't win. Greg was an incredible outdoorsman but he wasn't able to last very long nor was a woman who also had significant outdoors experience. Most of the contestants were able to eat bugs or rats but in the end nobody said of the winners that they survived because they had an uncanny ability to eat bugs and rats or walk on fire. It was something else. The skill to handle the competitive environment to survive is different than the skill to survive physical, mental, or environmental challenges. Kelly, who survived until the last round was very quiet and nobody felt threatened by her in early rounds when people were being voted out. Because of this she was able to survive through initial rounds.


The first objective of a start-up or provider in a new market is also to survive. Focusing on survival at early stages is supercedes focusing on being better. Most markets can't support multiple 600 pound gorillas and being too obvious or too capable of intentions at the beginning can endanger survival at an early stage. Allowing others to focus on competing vs. surviving can be an important way to make it through an initial selection. In many ways that is the start-up imperative at first. Just don't be noticed by the more competitive competitors. Stay off the radar screen. So when big companies like Siebel and Oracle keep focusing on being a better CRM provider, staying quiet can be a way to fight them as a PRM provider in the early stages. If they are paying attention to competing and not survival in the new market it can hurt them later.

* Alliances are critical to survival. With 16 potential survivors converging upon one eventual survivor it came down to a group of four people who had formed an alliance early in the process that were able to engineer the survival of the four people Sue, Kelly, Rudy, and Rich by systematically ousting the other players. It is much easier for four to compete against 12 individuals than for one to compete against 15. This alliance was begun by Rich, the eventual winner of the contest at the beginning of the contest.

Strategic alliances determine the outcome of competitive situations. Clearly having a plan for alliances like Rich did at the beginning of the competition was the way to survive.

The need to create alliances when there is a large group is also true in business in an early stage competitive market. With a large number of potential providers in the market it is more competitive to form an alliance with a would be future competitor than to go alone to the market. For ChannelWave this means that forming the right alliances in a market that allow for survival can allow ChannelWave to weather a fragmented market or a new market. This is not something that necessarily happens once in business. New markets emerge from existing ones. The question comes down to who will dominate those emerging markets since that dominance is the prize. Taking on a strategy that uses alliances effectively to lock out the new markets is needed to survive in any round one of an approach to an undefined market.

Also the more fit were less likely to form alliances as was clear later. A company like Siebel is so fit that they are a threat to the survival of any company that wants an alliance with them. This is a disadvantage to them in long term survival since the less fit companies can "plot" to remove them from the market because they are such a threat.

From a product perspective we should note that when winning is about survival, if our product can provide the needed tools to execute strategic partnerships that allow survival than we are providing the "brains" behind the market equivalent of Rich, the eventual winner. The key value in the software for alliances is in the ability of our customer to "win" to win in new markets by first surviving and ultimately out maneuvering even alliance partners when needed. They need to use tools as early as the first day in competition, while they are just planning to compete through the last day in managing their alliances. That was Rich's strategy and it worked very well.

Within the 4 - How to survive in the tight competitive market

Once the field had been narrowed to 4 people how the group dynamics worked differently. The alliance had survived but needed to be restructured with a single winner. One alliance member was singled out by the group for removal, Kelly.

Kelly was able to survive only because she was able to handle the challenges that gave her immunity 5 times in a row. It was clear that she had made mistakes in her relationship with Sue that had ensured that she was going to be voted out from the alliance of 3 Sue, Rudy, and Rich had she not won two consecutive challenges. Basically she was more fit than the other competitors and had in her words only been able to get to the final two because of faith, and a will to survive. Rudy was ultimately removed because he couldn't beat Kelly in a competition to hold on to a pole. Had he been able to do this he would have won the survival game.

Kelly's ability to execute was necessary in order to survive. While alliances are important, they can be overcome by execution of objectives outside of those alliances. Kelly very well could have won the competition on execution alone. Companies like Siebel have been flawless often in their ability to execute. In a tight competitive environment the one who executes can survive longer than one who doesn't. It is better to be a Kelly than a Rudy. Making little mistakes can take you out of the running.

Kelly didn't win though as competitive execution was not enough. She made some mistakes along the way that cost her. One mistake was that she admits to was that she voted to remove Sue from the island. Sue had been one of her allies and later proved her worst enemy in the final decision.

In many ways this comes down to keeping your allies as you compete with them. Rich had a tremendous advantage among the four competitors because two of them were going to vote for him after they were removed. Rudy would because he was loyal. Loyalty was very important. Sue would select Rich because Rich was the lesser of two evils. Again loyalty was important. Sue was Anti-Kelly because Kelly had not stayed loyal to her.

Since former competitors ultimately decided who the winner would be it was necessary to not lose the trust of the other competitors. It meant that Rich had 2 of seven votes going into the final decision and Kelly had none. This was the equivalent of having a 2-0 lead in a seven game playoff series. The challenger needs to win 4 before you win 2 more. Again the alliance returned and execution within the alliance was critical to Rich's success. Had Sue tried to go against Rudy she would have faced the same odds or worse which is why Rich didn't even need to try to win the pole competition. He knew Rudy was loyal, and he knew that Kelly would rather compete against him than Rudy. Rich was also able to win over the doctor with his relationship with him that was not an alliance but the leaving him only needing one vote. Two of Kelly's 2 votes were for "not-rich" except for one which was a performance based approval for having been so capable. Clearly there was a cost to forming alliances, which was that in doing so Rich appeared very politically motivated and unlikable. He would have been a land slide winner had he been more likable. Kelly had spent energy on this and it nearly landed her the competition.

So it was important for Kelly to make it to the tie that she was likeable. It is important to be likeable in order to survive against a strategically capable competitor. Being likable is just as important as being a good alliance strategist and is a form of alliance strategy in and of itself. Businesses should look to be likable if they want to survive. They never know when they'll need a vote for them based on this over loyalty.

From a business perspective for CW and for our customers it should be clear that alliance creation and leadership is very important but in the long term it is the appropriate management of the alliance throughout time that is critical. It is a matter of survival to maintain loyal alliances. These alliances can also allow organizations the luxury to not always win or even compete in execution of a competitive objective.

Luck and chance are always factors

- It appears that the 3-3 voting tie was broken by Greg, who used the number 9 to figure out who to vote for and he voted for Rich because Rich gave him the number 7 when asked and Kelly gave him the number 3.

As a company in competition you can't always win on principles of strategy or execution. These just weight the odds one way or another to get us to a win, a loss, or to stay even enough to let luck take its course in a tie. Luck does not create winners though, it breaks ties among highly capable competitors. You can't easily say that Rich won because of luck given all of the obstacles it took to get to the coin toss. From a business perspective it boils down to opportunity favoring the prepared.

August 10, 2005

Funny sox humor: Call of the green monster

I was scanning an RSS feed while testing the new find RSS feeds functionality in an alpha release. It was something just sitting around on feedster for the Red Sox feed. The news item listed was a short piece about how Matt Clement has gained Psychic powers since he was hit on the head. The site it came from, Call of the Green Monster, is just awesome and funny (if you are a Red Sox fan).