Don't make a bad promo item
I received a promotional item in the mail yesterday. It was a notepad that read at the bottom "Don't make a move without me" and had a small picture of the realtor at the top. The message was rather disconcerting when taken literally that I couldn't do anything without this stranger being involved. I promptly dropped the notepad into the trash with a twinge of guilt that I was wasting paper. It was frightening enough that I would have burned it if I could have.