When I went to look at my web traffic today I noticed a sudden blip and the list of referrers were all from the same site. The site listed on the page was Sensations4Women . So I followed the link to see who had connected this flow of traffic into my lonesome outpost. If you visit the site it is clear that it is dedicated to a specific type of pornography called CFNM or Clothed Female Naked Male. Since the referrer didn’t provide the precise context that the links were appearing I had to posit various possibilities why or where within this site I was receiving traffic and I had the opportunity to do this while walking Madeline to acquire a Frappuchino since she wasn’t that interested in my statistical investigation. I settled on three basic theories.

Theory 1: Since this was a site of normal women who happen to fantasize about men that one woman had found my site and thought that I was a great person to focus their energy on because of all of the interesting things that I have to say and all of the great pictures of me, some of which include a good view of shirtless situations. But this was thrown out due to the massive self-absorbed attitude that it came from despite the natural boost to my ego that it would have provided.

Theory 2: I had inadvertently posted photos in the photo library that could be classified as CFNM. While I am not sure who would have taken the CFNM photos given that I or a friend would have to be naked and a woman would need to be clothed but maybe just a naked man would be sufficient enough for making the cut on this site. I decided this was a definite possibility since I had been playing with Riya recently and it had posted a lot of photos that I normally would scrutinize on their way out.

Theory 3: Someone had linked to my New Years Resolution from 2005 that I wanted to become an exotic male dancer. This seemed the most likely and fitting in with the site.

Other theories involving conspiracies of various people involved with April Fools also were considered. But I decided that since curiosity was bound to kill me sooner or later that I would dive headlong into this site of weird female porn revenge to find the point that was driving hordes of alternatively thinking nudists that watch movies where “Three girlfriends have asked a couple of guys to hang out naked with them.” Or a “second video of a garden party where guys have been invited to have their equipment assessed” to my site. How were Coco and Brad involved in this?

The answer was quickly revealed by searching for myself in the little discussion group search engine. The following post labeled Female strippers cfnm includes a link to a post that I had made about my bachelor party in Montreal.

“There are tons of stories on the web about strippers humiliating birthday boys and bachelor on stage. http://www.queensjournal.ca/article.php?point=vol132/issue13/postscript/ lead1 I know that superfluous has posted a few but it would be fun to see more videos or pics from those shows. Its 100 % real. They bring some poor sap on stage strip him naked or to his undies and give him a boner in front of the whole club. Most of the time the guys get spanked real hard with their own belts too. http://danhousman.com/blogger/2005/05/dirty-old-men-maiden-voyage.html”

So the mystery was solved and I knew where they were coming from. Well it isn’t a flurry of folks from the New York Times because I broke a big political story like the wire tapping or people from Slash-Dot hailing me as a technical messiah for predicting the rise of Linux but I guess I may some day, with some creative camera work, create a following on Sensations4Women.com.