I have recently started to run a stats program on this little piece of personal paradise. Among my favorite stats are the listings of what people were searching for when they found this site. Here are some of my favorites from the past month of February:

* picture of kissing horses
* making bagels, bialis
* manly stroller
* maybe move "bachelor party" montreal criminal record
* montreal full contact lap dance
* kosher dunkin donuts also serves bacon
* what's the heaviest fish tank in upstairs apartment
* x-ray condensor microphone airport
* playboy collector cards january prototype
* pregnant amanda hearst
* why stripper like asian man

I have some basic answers to the open questions that these suggest.

1. The heaviest fish tank in an upstairs apartment is 2000 lbs. I wouldn't recommend anything over a ton because your floors probably won't support it.

2. Strippers like Asian men because they are more polite than other men and they tip well.

3. Dunkin Donuts is not a kosher bakery but you can purchase kosher milk there from Garelick Farms in those chug containers.

4. Horses do not kiss. Anything that looks like a kiss is anthropomorphosing the horses. They do have long tongues though.

5. If you have a criminal record in the US then you should probably have your bachelor party in a foreign country. That way you can have a criminal record in more than one country after you go wild after a crazy night of drinking. Montreal as a city doesn't officially sanction or look to attract criminal bachelor parties. You also might be interested in watching the movie Very Bad Things.

6. I've found that the strollers that have real tires look more manly. The colors should also avoid pinks and light greens. But the only real way to appear manly with a stroller is to wear a wife-beater t-shirt and roll your baby around in a shopping basket.

7. The secret to making both bagels and bialis is that you boil them before baking them. Who would have thought of boiling a bread product but someone thought of it and it tastes pretty good with cream cheese.