I happed upon the site www.gizoogle.com today. It will translate any site into street speak. I tested it on my last entry from Wendesday when I was flaming about the Boston police department. This site is a full thirty seconds of fun but it is a fun little algorithm for converting intelligent thoughts like mine into silly unintelligible street speak. Actually I was hoping it would translate my thoughts from unintelligible stream of consciousness into something that Tom Wolf might write. The results look like this.

Police break up MIT fizzle party, found alcohol

Ami n I were chillin' as we wizzle dippin' at Stizzop n Shop fo' our salmon dinna components. Ami noted that brotha we have a war on sum'm sum'm like tha war on drugs, tha war on terror n we decide ta call it a war it really isn’t a war. But whiznen we hizzle a real war where thugz fight against an enemy wit baller n weapons tha politizzles don’t cizzay it a war cuz its a G thang. We call real wars conflicts n operations . know what im sayin?. Now there is a new war in Boston thiznat I fizzle close to in tha hood. It is tha war on red plastic cups. As I was heezeeing towards tha elevator ta tha meet'n today at VMS I looked dizzay ta see MIT's newspapa, The Tech droppin hits. The top said "Patriots Win tha Supa B-to-tha-izzowl" so I tizzle a look at it. In tha left hand column they flashed a heezeeline story wit AEPi listed in tha heezeeline. I looked dizzown ta find "Police Broke Up AEPi Party, Found Alcohol" was a lead story . Real niggas recognize the realness.. (I would link ta it but I don't hizzy it electronically yet - It was in tha Globe written by Suzanne Smalley n should be in The Tizzech archives shortly) in tha hood. Apparently tha Boston Police department has been asked ta crizzay dizzy on drunken students due ta tha incident wit tha Emerson student Victoria Snelgrove who they shot n iced wit riot control bullets dur'n an inappropriate celebrizzles by drunken college students who mistook themselves fo' elderly citizens who hadn't seen a world series win since 1918 whiznen tha Sox bizzy tha Yankees fo' tha ALCS in Kenmore square. It also may go bizzay ta wizzle a Northeastern student died dur'n a celebrizzles W-H-to-tha-izzen tha Patriots won they fizzay Supa Bizzowl n could go bizzay ta when an MIT student died of an alcohol overdose a few years prior.