Stenographer and sketch artist

At some point in the near future robert and I are going to go out on the town and bring with us three additional people. The first would be a stenographer who could take detailed notes of every item of conversation. The next would be a court sketch artist. Finally we would bring a real judge dressed in a judges uniform. They will be tasked with creating a transportable court like atmosphere on a perfectly average night on the town with all of the resulting benefits of decision making capabilities from the judge, a complete record from the stenographer, and images from the sketch artist. We will advertise on craigslist.com and pay each of them $50. It has never been done before... Or at least not to my knowledge. We may also want a court reporter from a local newspaper, one of those people who goes around following small time local stories and moves the police log each week for towns like Bedford.