There I was a few weeks back with Elton John singing with the Boston pops, live video hook-ups to see Jessica Simpson on closed caption television, and the big game about to start. This was following another segment in a long saga of failed attempts to tail-gate. This one was because I had used all of the propane and coudn't cook the assortment of sausages that I had bought at Whole Foods including chicken, pork, and salmon. I still have the salmon sausages frozen in my fridge. They would have been better fresh.